秋天の童話 My Spring Seasons

收到了朋友的‘医猫’，觉得很有趣，所以与大家分享。

Men Are Hard to Please! 
男人很难取悦！ 

The problem with GUYS： 
男人的问题是： 

If u THREATS him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 
如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了 

If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD! 

对他不好，他说你骄傲 

If u DRESS nicely,  he says u are trying to LURE him; 
如果你穿得漂亮，他说你企图引诱他 

If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG; 
如果不，他说你从乡下来的 

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 
如果你跟他理论，他说你固执 

If u KEEP QUIET, he says u have NO BRAINS; 
如果你沉默， 他说你无大脑 

If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose his face; 
如果你比他聪明，他说那是小聪明 

If he’s MARTER then you, he’s GREAT; 
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧 

If u don’t LOVE him, he’ll tries to POSSES u; 
如果你不爱他，他就想拥有你 

If u LOVE him, he’ll try to LEAVE u (very true huh?); 
如果你爱他，他试着离开你 

If u don’t make love with him, he says u don’t love him; 
如果你不跟他做爱，他说你不爱他 

If u do, he says u are CHEAP; 
如果你跟他做，他说你是贱货！ 

If u tell him your problem, he says u are TROUBLESOME; 
如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦！

If u don’t, he says you don’t TRUST him; 
如果不，他说你不信任他 

If u SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him; 
如果你骂她，你好像他奶妈 

If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you; 
如果他骂你，表示他‘关心’你 

If u BREAKS your promise, you Cannot be TRUSTED; 
如果你没有守承诺， 你就是不可信的人 

If he BREAKS it, he is FORCE to do so; 
如果他不守承诺， 他是迫不得已 

If u SMOKE, you are a BAD girl; 
如果你吸烟，你是坏女孩 

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN; 
如果他吸烟，他是绅士 

If u do WELL in your exam, he says it’s LUCK; 
如果你考试成绩好， 他说是运气 

If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS; 
如果他考的好，他说是实力 

If u HURT him, you are CRUEL; 
如果你伤害他， 表示你很残忍 

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!! 
如果他伤害了你，表示你太敏感太难取悦 

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! 

If you send this to guys, they will swear it is not true…… 
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的…… 

But if u don’t, they say you are selfish…… 
如果你不寄给他们，他们说你自私…… 

Send this to the guys out there anywhere…… 
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ 

Send this to girls also, let them have some laughter…… 
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑吧！  

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